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10 July 2025

Jack White becomes the reluctant owner of a cellular telephone for the first time on his 50th birthday:

Can’t wait to talk to you all soon. My phone number is the square root of all of our combined social interaction times Pi.

HBD Jack! And kudos for lasting as long as you did. I wish you would have let me know, though. I’d have gifted you mine.

Related: This video for White’s stellar Archbishop Harold Holmes is fantastic. (via Dom Tyer & @patrickrhone)

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